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- A full body MRI earns you a year of smokingJul 06, 2026[email protected] (kqr)
Alternative titles: … earns you a high-risk pregnancy … earns you an ascent of Matterhorn … earns you 10,000 km on a motorcycle … earns you two BASE jumps … earns you a day on the frontline in Ukraine (Continue reading the full article on the web.)
- Data-directed programming in Haskell (SICP 2.4.3)Jun 29, 2026[email protected] (kqr)
I have a copy of SICP, or as it is also known, The Wizard Book. This book is widely praised, but I can’t take the time to work my way through all of it. Instead, I’m going to occasionally jump into the parts of it that look interesting. Last week, we looked at tagged data in Haskell. The authors of SICP weren’t convinced that’s the best approach, so they move on to data-directed programming. We’ll
- Tagged data in Haskell (SICP 2.4.2)Jun 22, 2026[email protected] (kqr)
I have a copy of SICP, or as it is also known, The Wizard Book. This book is widely praised, but I can’t take the time to work my way through all of it. However, sometimes I jump into parts of it that look interesting. Today, we’ll see how to support multiple representations of data through tagging. This article is written in Haskell throughout, but at the start it will look a lot like the Li
- GLM 5.2 playing text adventuresJun 17, 2026[email protected] (kqr)
I’ve heard some buzz around the new GLM 5.2 open-weights model. They say it’s very capable! I won’t run a full comparison benchmark, but I have some credits sloshing around on OpenRouter so I figured I might compare GLM 5.2 to the similarly-priced Gemini 3 Flash, and see where things land. This uses the same setup as the previous benchmark: each LLM gets a few attempts at playing the game, wi
- Lean, not backpressureJun 15, 2026[email protected] (kqr)
Lucas Costa has written a good article on how to build systems that can handle code-generating robots. Unfortunately, when calling it backpressure, he used the wrong metaphor. Backpressure is about signaling to upstream processes that they are running too fast and need to slow down. The suggestions presented by Costa are mostly about signaling to the upstream process that it needs to do thing
- LLMs and almost good codeJun 08, 2026[email protected] (kqr)
TL;DR: My new prior is that top-of-the-line LLMs working on easy tasks generate code that is maybe 10 % more complicated than necessary. I also think we accept this complexity too easily, because it comes from code that is right here, right now, solving an immediate problem. This may have consequences for maintenance in the long term. The background to this discovery was that I needed to do s
- Is the Monaco Grand Prix decided at qualifying?Jun 01, 2026[email protected] (kqr)
A Formula One driver triggered my fact-checkitis. They claimed that Winning the Monaco Grand Prix in Monte Carlo is determined nine out of ten times by which position one starts in. That makes intuitive sense, because the Monte Carlo track is a narrow street track with few opportunities for overtakes. But … really? Is that an off-the-cuff remark or an accurate statistical prediction of
- 90 % of the t distributionMay 25, 2026[email protected] (kqr)
William Sealy Gosset was great. He improved beer at Guinness by using the statistics that existed at the time. Not happy with that, he invented new statistics to brew even better beer. The things he invented are used all over the place now, but Guinness wanted to keep him a secret weapon, so they made him publish his results under the fake name Student. One thing Gosset realised is that it is
- The stock market returns 4 %May 20, 2026[email protected] (kqr)
People assume all sorts of wild stock market returns when they make their financial calculations. Here are some numbers that show up on web searches: 6 % 8.4 % 10 % 10.1 % 11.3 % 11.5 % 13.6 % 16 % These are all correctly computed under their respective assumptions, but they are very misleading because whatever those assumptions were, they’re not relevant for most
- Pythagorean AdditionMay 18, 2026[email protected] (kqr)
TL;DR: Instead of labouriously computing \(c = \sqrt{a^2 + b^2}\), we can mentally calculate using the alpha-max plus beta-min algorithm, by estimating \[\hat{c} = \mathrm{max}\left(a, 0.9a + 0.5b \right)\] and this will be very close to the actual \(c\). This is useful for adding up sources of variance, or figuring out radiuses, or other such things. (Continue reading the full artic
- Regatta Starting Stations – Chi-squared ContinuedMay 11, 2026[email protected] (kqr)
In the Henley Royal Regatta two teams at a time propel their boats up a river and compete to be first to go a distance. Teams get assigned to their starting stations – Berkshire or Buckinghamshire – at random. From there, it is a straight shot up the river, with the lane from each starting station being seemingly identical. I didn’t know any of this, but a reader reached out some time ago bec
- Article previews in RSSMay 06, 2026[email protected] (kqr)
Since about three years past time immemorial, the RSS feed for this site has been very anaemic. It had article titles and dates, and that was it. Many readers have requested that I include the full article in the feed, or at least a preview, but I’ve always put it off because it has sounded difficult to accomplish technically. The way the RSS feed for this site is generated is in two steps:
- Fizz Buzz Through MonoidsMay 04, 2026[email protected] (kqr)
Some decade ago I read a good implementation of fizzbuzz. What set it apart was its excellent modularity. The original article is no longer on the web, but this is my reconstruction: In[1]: module Main where import Control.Monad (guard) import Data.Foldable (for_) import Data.Maybe (fromMaybe) fizzbuzz i = fromMaybe (show i) . mconcat $ [ "fizz" <$ guard (rem i 3 == 0) , "buzz" <$
- Understanding systemsApr 27, 2026[email protected] (kqr)
Some time ago I read an article on what makes a good tutor. It explicated many of the things I do when tutoring, so obviously I thought it was a great article. When I had a side gig as a private tutor, I covered mostly maths and physics, so that’s how I’ll frame things in this article. The same thing applies to other fields too, but it might be harder the further away from maths they are. The
- Spaced Repetition: Beginner Guide/FAQApr 20, 2026[email protected] (kqr)
Spaced repetition is best introduced in the words of Gwern: it is a mechanical golem that will never forget, and never let us forget whatever we chose to. If this was a medical treatment or lessons from a personal coach, it would be priced so that only high-ranking politicians, CEOs of big companies, and Silicon Valley programmers could afford it. But spaced repetition is available to
- Object Oriented Programming in AdaApr 13, 2026[email protected] (kqr)
Ada is incredibly well designed. One way this shows is that it takes the big, monolithic features of other languages and breaks them down into their constituent parts, so we can choose which portions of those features we want. The example I often reach for to explain this is object-oriented programming. I never truly understood object-oriented programming until I learned Ada, which breaks dow
- Readership maths skillsApr 06, 2026[email protected] (kqr)
Many of you get notified of new articles via RSS, and some of you stay tuned through the email newsletter. The email subscribers have, in the past three weeks, answered a survey on their understanding of maths topics. I asked three questions of increasing difficulty: How advanced maths have you formally studied? How advanced maths are you still comfortable using? How advanced maths do you kno
- The MVC MistakeMar 30, 2026[email protected] (kqr)
Creating abstractions should not be left to beginners. Richard Gabriel says puts it well:: Abstractions must be carefully and expertly designed, especially when reuse or compression is intended. However, because abstractions are designed in a particular context and for a particular purpose, it is hard to design them while anticipating all purposes and forgetting all purposes, which is the ha
- Lines of code are usefulMar 23, 2026[email protected] (kqr)
The internet is full of people dismissing lines of code as a measurement. People say things like Lines of code written has been firmly established over the decades as a largely meaningless metric. and (Continue reading the full article on the web.)
- Esqueleto TutorialMar 16, 2026[email protected] (kqr)
When interacting with databases in Haskell, we use a library called Persistent to create mappings between database content and Haskell data types. This library can also query for records and update them, as long as the operations involved are very basic. Once operations become more complicated, we turn to Esqueleto, a lower-level library which reuses Persistent data mappings but let us write
- Are LLMs not getting better?Mar 11, 2026[email protected] (kqr)
I was reading the METR article on how LLM code passes test much more often than it is of mergeable quality. They look at the performance of LLMs doing programming when the success criterion is “passes all tests” and compare it to when the success criterion is “would get approved by the maintainer”. Unsurprisingly, LLM performance is much worse under the more stringent success criterion. Their 50 %
- Rebasing in MagitMar 09, 2026[email protected] (kqr)
I read Ian Whitlock’s article on why he can’t quit Magit and it inspired me to share more about Magit from my perspective. This article will focus on rebasing. Here I have opened the git log, by first opening Magit (which I have bound to the F3 key), and then pressing lL. The first l is the prefix key for dealing with the git log, and the second L is to to view the log for all local branches
- Teaching Children to BicycleMar 02, 2026[email protected] (kqr)
Teaching an adult to ride a bike is easy. This is how: You hand them a smaller bike so they can comfortably reach the ground. You instruct them to not focus on going in any particular direction, but instead always steer into the fall. (Continue reading the full article on the web.)
- Flake Checks in ShellFeb 23, 2026[email protected] (kqr)
TL;DR: To use a shell script as a Nix flake check, turn it into a derivation with runCommand. It must Create a file named as suggested in the environment variable $out. Print the desired “how to fix” information to stdout. Exit with status code 1 if the check failed, otherwise 0. (Continue reading the full article on the web.)
- Learning KeyBeeFeb 16, 2026[email protected] (kqr)
The problem with Qwerty keyboards on small touchscreen devices is that they are designed for ten-finger typing, and we typically only use two thumbs to type. Surely there must be ways input can be optimised for two thumbs beyond the Qwerty keyboard. Obviously, one of the best alternatives would be treating the touchscreen as a proper iambic morse code key. Unfortunately, no good implementatio