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• Agents are monads (but not that kind)

  Jul 08, 2026

  I managed to write this without using the word endofunctor once. Wait, shit, I just did. Uhhh, oops!

• "No way to prevent this" say users of only language where this regularly happens

  Jun 25, 2026
• "No way to prevent this" say users of only language where this regularly happens

  Jun 24, 2026
• I taught a bucket to speak git

  Jun 23, 2026
• I hate compilers

  Jun 18, 2026

  You'd think that given the same bytes of input you'd get the same bytes of output. lol. lmao. No, you don't. It's complicated.

• Why are cached input tokens cheaper with AI services?

  Jun 12, 2026

  TL;DR: the GPU doesn't have to math as hard

• Giving your Go apps Tigris superpowers

  Jun 09, 2026
• "No way to prevent this" say users of only language where this regularly happens

  Jun 09, 2026
• IPv6 zones in URLs are a mistake

  Jun 05, 2026

  Run away while you still can, it's not too late for you to avoid the curse of knowledge.

• "No way to prevent this" say users of only package manager where this regularly happens

  Jun 01, 2026